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I Ain't A Tooth Fairy


Yeahh,

lame betol tak taip taip taip. haha.


esok ade exam lagi sbena nye neh tapi, nak jugak mengadap benda alah neh.


ade benda yang aku nak kan penjelasan neh.




Selame kau sume hidup neh, kan. Penah tak terfikir berape kali jea korg jumpe dentist untok cabut gigi ? Betul ke korg dah penah cabut sume gigi korg tu ? Atau sampai hari ni masih lagi ade gigi susu tu ?




Aku dah lame terfikir pasal benda neh. Bile tanye kat ibu, jawapan nye, " takkan tak cabut lagi ? dah cabut dah tu. " tapi, macam..sejak bile pulak aku berani sangat pegi buat temu duge dengan manusia bergelar doktor gigi neh ? tu yg pelik tu.




Tapi, takyah cakap lah kan, memang ade gak lah pengalaman kne lempang sbb buat hal kat klinik gigi neh. hahaa. betol ape. korg ade pngalaman mcm tu ? takde kann ? hahaa. aku ade. sbb mmg tak dapat dinafikan lagi. aku buleh jumpe dktor gigi neh. buat lah ape pun dgn gigi aku tapi, kalau nak cabut gigi TAK BOLEH ! TAK NAK !




Memang kuar lah sikap mengade-ngade, nanges tak tentu arah sume mase dulu. hahaa, zaman budak-budak lagi. ape kan daye ibu aku, trpakse bagi penangan back hand sekali. teros aku senyap kott. hahaa. takleh bla kan ? lps tu, gigi pun kne cabut. sakit cabut gigi dapat, sakit kne plempang cap ibu dan anak pun dapat. lpas tu, ibu belanje makan nasik briani. tapi, aku rase aku tak makan lah ayam goreng yg ade sekali dgn nasik tu. mane nak masok mulut, gigi dah kurang satu. HAHAAA.




Dulu, selain care yang susah tu, ade jugak gune care lain. Agak-agak kalau gigi dah nak tercabut tu, aku cabut sendiri jea. Yeah, betol. Tak ambik mase yang lame, && tak perlu air mate. Cabut jea, lepas tu cuci dalam mulut. Pegi lah berkumur, gurgle air ke ape, lepas tu kuar lah balik. Kalau kat rumah lame dulu, satu gigi cabut seronok agk ehh. Pegi luar rumah maen cmpak2 atas atap. Tak tau lah kenape. Tapi, entah, macam tradisi turun temurun. Adik beradik aku memang ade habit tu. Dulu lah,...rumah satu tingkat. Atap dekat jea. Buleh baling-baling. Tenage mude buleh cpai smpai kat atas tu. Hahaa.




Sejak pindah rumah, takde buat keje tu dah. Penah sekali, cabut gigi lepas tu aku letak kat mane ntah - esok tu, hilang. Neh keje The Rock 'Johnson' lah nehh, achik Tooth Fairy. Sekutu dia lah yang rajen pegi ambik tu. Tapi, bukan ke aku patut nye dapat pulangan dalam amount 1 dolar ke ? Tak fair neh.




Jadi, konklusi nya, sampai hari nie aku rase macam, takde lah banyak kali sangat aku cabut gigi. Terutama sekali yang bahagian bawah. Prsoalan nye skrang, aku ade lagi tak gigi susu tu ?

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