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Taknak Jadi Macam Dia



Mari bergelak ketawa.


Seriousely, sebelum neh aku tak penah lagi jumpa lelaki (uhm, kalau betul lah dia tu lelaki) yang tergila-gila kan perempuan macam yang sorang neh. Wehehe, adoyy, nak tergelak pun ade gak bile dengar cerita pasal due umat manusia neh. Nak kate kurang cerdik, yang laki tu memang kott. Yang perempuan neh, kawan aku sendiri - pandai lah jugak. Yeah, walaupun die neh jenis yang bising-bising siket, suka buat heboh sikit, HAHAHA. Tu sume yang buat aku tak bosan waktu belajar tu. Hehehe, tnk u lah yeah. Yang pelik, pasal boyfriend dia tu. Hm, dulu aku penah lah tengok muka laki neh beberape kali, tak penah rase ade magnet pun. Macam ape ntah muko ehh, kuar lah bahse antarabangsa aku dah. Hehe, aku ada masalah siket dengan kaum-kaum yang over dalam berpakaian neh. At least, biar lah kene pade tempat kan? Dah yang kau pegi berlilit-lilit dengan kain, dengan tshirt, dengan jeans kau yang sarat tu pegi tuisyen buat ape??? Semak kott mate aku pandang. And yeah, bukan mate aku sorang jea yang rase macam tu bahkan, mate kawan-kawan aku jugak. Well, ade lah segelintir. Tapi tu cerita tahun lepas, dah nak dekat exam, of course tempat tuisyen tibe-tibe penoh dengan student dari sekolah mane ntah, kan.


Goshh.. aku ingat lagi, ada lah beberape member aku berhenti tuisyen sebab kelas tu bising yang amat. Pening kepale dow. Tu sume pasal student yang main-main lah tu. Last skali, aku pun fed-up. Taknak aku masok kelas tu lagi, aku join student kat kelas sesi kedua - senyap siket. Lagipun tak ramai kat dalam kelas nie. Lengang jea, seronok. Macam haram perangai korang memekak dekat dalam kelas tu, tak sangka aku yang kene beralah dengan orang macam neh. Ugh. Untung je tuition centre yang aku join sekarang tak ambik budak sembarangan. Bak kate sir tu, "Saye taknak ade sampah dekat tuisyen saye, nanti saye tendang keluar." Aku harap takde sape kene tendang keluar tahun neh memandangkan kelas kteorg tu tak sampai pun 15 orang, eah? && yang penting, aku taknak jadi 'sampah yang kene tendang' tu.


Berbalik kepada cerita aku awal-awal tadi. Okeh, mamat nie, aku tak tau ape sakit dia. Masa otw balik rumah dengan member aku - salah sorang play-kan satu lagu dari phone dia. Then, aku pun tanye lah, "Lagu ape neh? Suare eh pulak." jawab kawan aku tu, "Ni lah lagu yang Dugong tu buat untuk Arnab tu. Aku pun macam dah boleh hafal lagu ni siket-siket."


Dugong dan Arnab - bukan nama sebenar.


"WHAT THE...? kenape eah? macam tergila-gila sangat pulak laki neh. tak penah aku jumpa lagi. kalau aku, aku takut weyh. sampai ciptakan lagu bgai." Hoo..member aku yang lagi sorang nie pulak cakap, "Kalau pun betul dia tu kaye ke ape, baik die pegi baiki muka dia tu dari dia habiskan duit untuk perempuan. Aku cakap betul, jangan jadi bodoh lah." Hm, yeah, banyak betul nye ape yang member aku nie cakap. Yelah, kau baru belasan tahun. Masih jauh lagi perjalanan. Macam-macam bende lagi yang kau tak tau pasal hidup neh. Betul lah tu, jangan jadi bodoh, kan? Tak rasa membazir ke berhabis duit untuk orang yang belum tentu lagi buleh hadap muke kau sampai mampus? Mintak maaf lah gune bahasa kasar nie ye. Kadang-kadang aku terfikir jugak, ape lah gune nye ustazah dalam kelas tu sampai berbuih-buih mulut pesan itu ini tapi kau tak dengar sepatah haram pun. Cube bayangkan ape ustazah tu cakap kalau kteorg cerita pulak kisah dua orang nie kat dia? Tak ke mengaum ustazah yang ayu tu..


Macam segelintir artis lah, kenape diorg bleh berlakon macam itu, bergmbar dengan gaye mcm ape ntah, pakai itu ini. Ape dekat sekolah dieorg dulu takde guru agama eah? Oke lah, semoga cerita kat entry kali nie, jadi iktibar buat semua makhluk yang dah luangkan masa untuk membaca sambil timba ilmu. Sekian..

P/S : Plus, aku selalu sangat dengar cerita pasal Dugong tu drop segelintir classmates aku dengan kemewahan yang dia ada kat laman Facebook. Ape kau fikir diri kau tu dah cukup bagus nak compare kan dengan org ke? Cermin lah dulu diri tu - tengok tang mana istimewa sangatnye engkau tu wey. Angkuh, bongkak dan takbur betul..



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