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kali pertama weyhh

tak tawu lah nak cakap ape sebenar nye tapi entah lah , bosan sangat sampai rase nak taip banyak banyak kat entri neh .

beberape hari yang lepas , fes tym aku maen game online yang berhantu hantu neh . a'ah , aku kuno siket . ta penah maen neh sume . salu yang ketinggalan tu , memang muke nie lahh . hahaa , tu lah . kau ape tawu pasal aku ?? hehee . da lepas maen tu sume , aku tak repeat dah . walaupun , hakikat nye aku ade skip satu level tu kan . yang waktu ade bayi dok syok tido tido , aku lah yang buat bising tak tentu arah tu sampai diye tejage buat muke tak senonoh bukak mulot besar besar sampai aku pun tergamang depan laptop . hahaha . entah lah , dah virtual player tu berat sangat dah ala ala anak gajah terbang kott sampai jalan kaki ayam pun berbunyi bunyi tu lantai . ibarat berjalan kat ruang tamu atok aku jea . haha , tapi disebab kan bunyi atas lantai tu lahh , atok aku terselamat dari dirompak oleh perompak yang tak reti jalan dalam rumah orang tuu . takde adab sunggoh bapak diye , kann .

aduhhhh , aku dah berape hari elok demam dah tapi masih selsema . tiap tiap hari aku terbesin besin sampai rase pinggang aku dah tak cukop air dah . hahaa . dah lah hari tu saket pinggang aku waktu bangon tido . rupe rupe nye sepit rambut aku ade kat belakang aku , diye pun tengah syok tido terbungkang kott . hahahaa . mati je diye kene campak kat aku pagi tu . hahaha .

then , pagi nie aku bangon punye lah lambat sampai kat rumah entah dah takde orang . mane pegy sume ? tinggalkan aku nasik goreng dengan ikan bilis plus plus timun dan bawang goreng jea . tapi aku besyukur , aku makan jugak sampai kenyang lepas mandi pagi . hahaha . tup tup hujan . dieorg sume pegi kenduri . makan best best kott . aku takde , takyah tunggu aku abes makan lah kan . sebab aku makan memang lambat pun . mane tak nye , aku makan satu suap pastu sibok sibok lah nak menikmati sume . hahaha . giget giget tepat 44 kali kott , ikot kate cikgu tu lahh . kalau pasal makan neh memang aku siyes siket . ikot segala gala tip untok kekal kan ape yang aku makan hari ni masih buleh aku nikmati sampai ke tue . sebab dari aku kecik dulu , aku fikir aku nak makan ais krim dengan coklat sampai ke tue . hahaha .

jadi aku pun dok ikot lah , lepas makan nasik tak buleh minum air manis sebab kalau amal kan nty buleh kena penyakit diabetis [ cmne ejaan diye entah ] . mcm yang korg belaja science kat skola tu kan end product bagi nasik tu glucose jadi , yang kau sibok sibok dok mencekik air bergula lagy buat ape ?? nak mati ke ? dah tak sayang kaki tu dah ? kott kena pulak heart attack nty , padan lah dengan muke . esp , kalau penyakit diabetis tu penyakit genetik [ keturunan ] . bahye tuu . kalau syok syok makan durian waktu musim diye tu , kene minum plain water banyak banyak sebab durian tu takde khasiat nye pun . rase manis nye tu jea yang ade , ye kott . dah tu , aku tak buleh banyak banyak nty aku tak cukop nafas pulak . buleh KO aku tengah tengah rumah nty . hahhaa .

lepas tu kalau dah suke sangat makan bende manis manis , pileh satu jea . macam aku , aku pilih coklat saje . dah pileh satu , jangan dok gatal gatal nak makan gule gule lah , chewing gum lahh , biskut berkrim lahh , ape ape saje . sebab DAH PILEH SATU . kalau nak makan dekat kenduri pun macam tu jugak . pileh salah satu saje , nak daging ayam ? daging lembu ? or daging kambing ? hahaha . lepas tu , kalau dah makan daging , jangan pulak pegy minum susu sebab nty due2 khasiat daging ataupun susu tu takde gune nye kat badan . then , kalau dah tau acikk kantin tu makanan nye memang banyak minyak [ ala ala orang ngamok jea masak ] , takyah laa pegy beli .

Hehee . aku memang ambik berat pasal ape bende yang aku nak suroh intestines aku neh hadam kan . nty tue tue takde lah aku mengidam nak makan macam orang mude . HAHHAA !! makan saje macam biase . kan seronok bunyi nye ? sape lah jadi suami aku , mesti ape yang diye makan pun kene control jugak . hahaa . ape pandang pandang ? memang aku suke jadi queen control pun . ade masalah ???

haha , tibe tibe teringat aku penah cakap kat
kawan aku waktu diye tanye " Nty kalau kau
kawen , kau nak kasi suami kau makan ape ?
" aku jawab jea " Nak kasi makan bubur nasi . takyah letak garam . letak sayur ,
letak daging , letak lobak merah jea
"


Hhahahhaaahaaa !!


aku bergurau je dow . kesian lah kalau makan tu jea hari hari . aku pun taknak makan resipi tu tiap tiap hari . tak sanggop kott . hahahaha . tapi takpe , aku otw belaja macam macam dengan ibu kat dapur nehh . wakakaaka . memang ibu dah cakap nak booking aku kat dapur pun lepas PMR dulu . cume kadang kadang , aku jea yang takde kat situ . hehehe . carik lah dalam kabinet sekali pun .

ehh , lagi satu . sebenar nye tajok tu aku nak citer pasal semalam . yehh . malam semalam aku pegi merayau rayau keliling Bahau dengan family . hahhaaa . kat situ , ibu ajak pegy Kiara Square kott name diye . aku pun tak penah masok situ sbelom neh . ikot je lah kann . dah masok situ , aku jea yang tak berkate kate . pandang keliling , hahaa , kat pilah takde pun shopping macam nie . pandang je lah , buat muke agak-agak-kagum di situ . Hahaha .

lepas meronde ronde kat sane , ayah ajak lah makan kat luar tu . ape entah name diye , jual nasik ayam kott . macam yang kteorg makan tu . Hahaha . kat situ aku makan punye lah tekun . yummy yummy . abang aku pulak dok leka menambah nambah bilangan harte karun kat dalam pinggan aku tu , hahaha . tu yang seronok makan dengan diye tu . buleh gemok aku siket hari lagi . tapi best weyhh . kau dapat ke abang kau layan waktu makan macam tu sekali ??? kat depan public lak tu . ade ??? dah lah lepas tu , aku dok berlawan lawan dengan ayam dalam pinggan tu sampai diye tercampak kat depan pinggan adik aku . Hahaha .

ape ape pun , aku makan belom habes kat situ jea tau . balek rumah aku makan pulak bende laen sampai ayah nampak pun cakap " aihh , makan jea lagy ? buleh tahan " . aku yang tengah syok makan makan tu pun sengeh sengeh saje lahh . lepas tu , masok bilek . hahaha , sbelom masok bilek , aku dengan adik dah bawak lari laptop ibu dah . dah turn on laptop tu , aku tunggu turn jea pulak nak gune . nak maen game ! yee , memang . sejak due menjak neh , aku maen balik game HKOnline uh . best weyhh , macam maen MMORPG jehhh rase . atau game tu memang MMORPG kott . cehh , aku pun dah hafal dah abjad abjad tu .

kalau buleh nak jea aku hidangkan serba serbi SnapShot game tu tapi kat laptop neh takde ah pulak alat alat yang aku reti gune untok buat SnapShot . nty kalau aku jumpe kat internet , insya'allah aku upload ke dalam blogg neh . okehh , ciao !

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