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... three, two, one. Action !

Hello, Mother Earth's sons and daughters. Now, I'd like to take a move on a bit. Probably some people won't be able to read this but, Eff it, I have to keep this blog far from reach of monsters. Eff them monsters out there! Eff the fact that I have to switch this blog to private - for some unexpected reason(s).

Bhahaaha, ehh, dah dengar pasal dialog dalam satu movie tu. Tak perlu sebut korang dah tau neh, kan. Sape belom tengok movie tu mesti menyokong habis-habisan berita yang mengutuk pengarahnya tu. Tak baik dow. Selame neh dia buat movie nak sampaikan pengajaran baik punye takde sape puji habis-habisan pulak. Kalau dengar betul-betul intonasi mase dialog tu dilakonkan pelakonnya mesti pasan yang sbenanye mane ade mengutuk baginda tu. Orang Islam mane pulak nak kutuk baginda? Law Ka Na Bainana wehh!

Tapi tak pulak menyarankan dialog tu dituturkan semula mane-mane pihak sebab banyak lagi dialog lain yang lebih bagos lagi boleh dicipta. Jangan lah nak guno satu tu yo pulak lopeh ni. Ingat tu, wahai Earthlings. Lepas neh, masing-masing jadi Barzakhlings pulak.

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